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(H)e's M(enta)lly (i)ll.
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One Year Closer To Being A Dead MILF.
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Text Me When You Get Horny.
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Text Me When You Leave Home So I Can Rob You.
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I'm The Guy She Told You Not To Worry About (And She Was Right).
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People Don't Even Ask To Hit Your Vape Anymore They Just Look At You Like This.
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I Am Lactose Intolerant And Have A Gun In My Pocket.
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War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength. Shrimp Is Bugs.
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You Just Left Your Dog At Home?
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I'll Stop Saying The R-Word When You Stop Being An R-Word.
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You Give A Man A Waffle, He Eats For A Day. You Teach A Man To Waffle, He Becomes A Politician.
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I Don't Want No DRUGS, Drugs Are A Vice That Don't Get No LOVE FROM ME.
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Virginity Sucks.
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My Love Language Is Chinese.
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Do You Ever Think About How All Cops Are Bastards Makes Actual Bastards Feel.
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Sorry Ladies I'm Taken (By The Albanian Malfia).
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