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Everybody Has A Plan Until They Get Fucked In The Ass.
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Eyes Up Here.
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I Took The Lyrics Of Defying Gravity And Really Held Space With That.
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If I'm Eating With A Tea Spoon Don't Offer Me A Big One.
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All My Other Shirts Had Cum On Them (This One Also Does But The Others Did Too).
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