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Does Chewbacca have a human duck, or one of those red rocket things like dogs have? George Lucas won't respond to my emails.
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Hello, I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation. Can You Show Me Where To Buy Soda?
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I Put The UNC In Functional Alcoholic.
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I Put The UNC in Erectile Dysfunction.
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I'd Rather Die A Virgin Than Fuck An Ice Agent.
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AI Agents? No Thanks, I Prefer Gay Guy Asians.
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I Hate Eating Pussy (Just Kidding, Can You Imagine?)
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My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unkissed Forehead Into Kissed Forehead.
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This Meeting Could Have Been An Email.
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How Do Circumcised People Sneak Things Into Movie Theaters.
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Dick Cheney Died On The Day That Zohran Mamdani Was Elected Mayor Of New York City, November 4, 2025.
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Zohran Mamdani Was Elected Mayor Of New York City On The Day They Announced The Mummy 4, Starring Brendan Fraser And Rachel Weisz.
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Curtis Sliwa Was Shot 5 Times In The Back Of A Yellow Cab. It Was A Hit Ordered By John Gotti Sr., John Gotti Jr. And The Gambino Crime Family.
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Your Next Date Might Turn Out To Be The Future Mayor Of New York City.
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I Heart My Aloof Wife.
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Call Me Coke Cause I Want You To Do Me In The Bathroom.
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