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Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
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If It Rhymes With Wife And Belongs To Me I Am Saying It Like Borat.
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I Respect Women So Much I Never Have Sex With Them.
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Lovely and lonely.
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You wouldn't NFT a dog.
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Yeah, I've Got Low Sex Drive.
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Guns don't kill people, guns kill people.
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I am in Missouri.
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I'm the reason my dick smells like chapstick.
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I'd still love you if you were a worm.
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I don't know if life is a tragedy or a comedy but thank fuck it's not a musical.
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Oral sex will make your whole day, anal sex will make your hole weak.
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What's Updog?
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If you can't handle me at my worst, I'm sorry please don't leave me.
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Real men use fists.
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Let's fuck to the lofi hip hop playlist.
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