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Kitten Needs A Fucking Cigarette.
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I Refuse To Trust The Word Of Anyone Younger Than The Video Game System.
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I Am Simply My Father's Female Son/
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Please Do Not Smoke Your Strawberry Ice Vape Around My Child. He Does Not Like That Flavor.
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God Forbid A White Boy Get A Little Locomotion Backprint.
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I Can Have Dinner With Anyone I Want And I'm Not Asking Benjamin Netanyahu's Permission To Do It.
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I Heart DP (Dolly Parton).
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Gettin' Neck At Costco, Call That Kirkland (Backprint).
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Maybe Your Cat Is Meowing Because It Wants A Cigarette (Backprint).
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Things I'm On: My Bullshit, That Good Kush And Alcohol, Sum Other Shit And The Spectrum.
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I'm Pregnant With Laughter And You're The Father Bro (Backprint).
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Not Now Kitten, Daddy Is Hand-Picking The Grown Men Who Get To Piss Him Off For The Next 17 Weeks.
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Not Now Kitten Daddy Is Gaslighting Himself Into Believing That His Team Might Not Be Terrible This Year.
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Not Now Kitten, Daddy Is Shouting Instructions at Men Who Are Infinitely More Athletic Than Him.
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I'm Not Addicted To Gambling, I'm Addicted To Hope.
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In The Surveillance State, We're All Cam Girls (Backprint).
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