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May The Fourth Be With You. And Also I'm Gay.
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I Don't Need ChatGPT. The Black Mold In My Apartment Knows Everything.
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I Worship At The Crack Of Dawn.
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Let's Just Go Ahead And Sink That Cruise Ship.
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Impending Global Pandemic? Quick Somebody Finger Me.
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Before the Next Global Pandemic Starts Does Anyone Want To Confess Their Love For Me.
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You're Telling Me There's Hentai On This Cruise Ship?
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My Body Is A Machine That Turns Toes Into Sucked Toes.
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Every Man Who Ever Sucked My Titties Owes Me a Mother's Day Card.
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She Beats Her BF's Ass.
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The Hantavirus Made My Dick Shrink I Swear It Used To Be Bigger.
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The Hantavirus Made My Dick Shrink I Swear It Used To Be Bigger.
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Please Do Not Burn Down AI Data Centers.
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Looksmaxxing? I'd Rather Be Climaxxing!
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I Hate When Girls Say "Wow I Didn't Peg You As A Gentleman" Uhh You Haven't Pegged Me At All Yet, Get To It.
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