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My Body Is A Machine That Turns Everything Into Diarrhea.
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My Body Is A Machine That Turns Armpits Into Sniffed Armpits.
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My Body Is A Machine That Unstructured Data Into Actionable Business Insights.
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The Basketball Team Made The Playoffs On The Day That The Pope Declared A Holy War On AI, Monday, May 25, 2026.
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Dudes Be Named Will But Won't.
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Yeah, I Want A BJ (Butlerian Jihad).
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I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Of This Tiny Penis Shirt.
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If My Bush Grows Thicker Than Your Beard Then Watch Your Tone When You're Speaking To Me.
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Baja Powered Fingerblast Machine.
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Not Right Now Kitten The Walls Are Closing In On Daddy Shirt.
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Everything I Say Is A Joke Unless You Agree With Me And In That Case Speak To Me Privately I Have Even Crazier IDeas
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The Knicks Have Not Lost Since Karl-Anthony Towns Chatted Up Anne Hathaway In 'The Devil Wears Prada 2'.
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Data Center? No Thanks, I'd Rather Date A Bisexual Woman.
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ACAB Means Refs Too.
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Became A Fan In The Knick Of Time.
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Richard Knickson.
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