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I'm The Primary Breadloser Of The Family.
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I Nutted in 3.14 Seconds, Call That Cream Pi.
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Data Center? I Hardly Know 'Er! Also I'm Gay.
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Liquor? Ya If She Lets Me.
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A Girl Without A Bush Is Like An Angel Without Its Wings.
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I'm Not The Step Dad, I'm The Dad Who Abandoned His Kids.
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Oh You're A Leftist? Name Everyone Who Has Left You (Backprint).
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She Calls Me AB Because I Eat Her Parts Unknown, No Reservations (Backprint).
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Data Center? No Thanks, I'd Rather Date A Latina Who Might Stab Me.
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It Seems My Ex-Wife Has Custodymogged Me Due To My Neglectmaxxing.
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Autism Powered Fuck Machine (Backprint).
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I Think She's Using Me For My Terrible Looks And No Money And Bad Dick (Backprint).
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On June 29, 2026, Germany and Japan Suffered Their Worst Loss Since...Well, You Know...
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Hard To Think Outside The Box When I'm Always In It (Backprint).
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JB Was Traded During BS' Colonoscopy, July 1, 2026
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The Lion Does, In Fact, Concern Himself With Goth Girls.
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