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Jesus Could Have Turned That Water Into Soda But He Didn't Because You Masturbated.

Jesus Could Have Turned That Water Into Soda But He Didn't Because You Masturbated.

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We appreciate your patience. Our shirts take typically around two weeks to reach their final destination. Regular printed on a Gildan 5000.

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We can only guarantee delivery by Christmas for orders placed by December 10, 2023.

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